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Lizzy possesses the power to make cats appear from nowhere, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. She likewise has mastered the ability to take control of vampires and she brandishes a terrifying set of claws. Lizzy lords over a assortment of ghosts, but can only do so once an hour. She has been known to tunnel through solid shadow and she has the power to cause her opponents to become rigidly inflexible. Lizzy is able to create plastic out of thin air, but using this power makes her tiny for five minutes. Additionally, she developed the talent to deflect explosive missiles. Tragically, Lizzy becomes unable to smell in the presence of gold.

…um.

Robert is able to steal the physical attributes of his combatants and use it against them, however doing so drains his massive subterranean lair for ten minutes. He has a remarkable mountain fortress carved from sand and he has learned to sculpt and mold all ice with a thought. Robert carries a radioactive longbow and he possesses the power to absorb the damage from electricity and use it to augment his agility. Lamentably, Robert is especially vulnerable to silver-based attacks.

So… I’m a werewolf.

Ken developed the talent to confuse the emotions of a foe, but never in shadow. Additionally, it can cause its attackers to become rigidly inflexible and it has the ability to teleport through the air using an incredible minivan. Ken is able to transform any imp into plastic and it lords over a bundle of foxes. It likewise has learned to create illusion out of thin air and it has been known to absorb the damage from high pressure and use it to boost its power to recover quickly from wounds, however using this power makes it almost weightless for one hour. Ken wrangles with antagonists with a frightening pet penguin, but only while concentrating. Unfortunately, Ken takes harm from exposure to kevlar.’

This is frighteningly accurate. Especially the (Pen) frightening pet Penguin , and foxes.